IS THERE A CREAM FOR THAT?: You know how they say there's a book out there for everyone?
Try this one on for size: "The Haunted Vagina"?
It centers on some dude named Steve and his girlfriend, Stacy — who has a haunted vagina. Apparently it doesn’t seem to bother Stacy, but Steve can’t get over the odd noises and zombies coming out of her vagina, so he crawls inside to check it out. Bizarro Fiction at its most... uh .... bizarre. Check out more ridiculous book titles HERE.
"He loved Big Brother"
But what about the red-headed stepchild of opening lines -- closing lines? Somehow we always seem to recall the first page that leads us into the encompassing shroud of a wonderful book, but it always seems the last line we read doesn’t quite pack the same familiar punch.
For 20 famous closing lines from famous classic novels, click HERE.