... This is what he'd look like. Happy Halloween to all of my peeps... Seriously... How hilarious is this?

OK... I couldn't help it. Born and bred in The Garden State, this is prolly what would go down if you got directions in any large New Je...

Every Halloween season I remember this quirky English substitute named 'Mr. P' who replaced Ms. Clemm after she caught a mysterious ...

Every so often, I'd like to present on the blog some lyrics that I find pretty damn noteworthy to me -- poetic. That said, I give you Le...

... Or SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION, PART II. Please enjoy this short piece of flash that I guest wrote for Tess Dickenson's lovely blog ...

Good news. Two publications have accepted my work this week. The first, Red Fez , is an online publication I've long admired. They will ...

HER OTHER CHILDREN After working her shift, she barely had enough energy to disrobe, much less play with a toddler. But it had to be...

What a great time of year... As the Autumn leaves begin to crackle and the smell of fireplace wood peppers the crisp air, that can only mean...

I just made this new video/slideshow that most of my Basement brothers and sisters might enjoy. With the help (and glorious sounds) of Tom W...

Hmmmm. Not sure how I feel about this one. Will Ferrell has been cast in the lead role of $10 million indie film "Everything Must Go....

Wow. This is kinda funny. An Australian beer ad featuring a tawdry version of Snow White has raised the blood pressure at the Mouse House (t...

Please click play to enjoy an audio reading THE SUIT He looked at her, annoyed. Frustrated. Again, she was on one of her rampages and he wa...

Although it's been a while, Edoardo Mungiello has popped in before at Bukowski's Basement as a guest poet. While his sensibilities l...

Yesterday Herta Müller was just another struggling scribe, like us, hoping that perhaps only a few would see and enjoy her work. That would...